I can't encrypt this site.
Dreamhost couldn't encrypt this site because the nameservers were elsewhere. Tucows, it said. I have no idea how to log in--including the link to log in to do so-- since it was 21 years ago that I registered at Tucows, possibly through a third party provider.
*end geek alert*
Maybe the Gods of Encryption will smile upon me and encrypt me, though. Miracles have been known to happen. Really. Really? Yeah.